Wednesday, April 26, 2006

VUBOQ Takes 12 Inches

This is a day which will live in infamy.

Usually 6 inches leaves me stuffed and satisfied.
On rare occasions, I can somehow squeeze in 9.
But, today, for the first time EVER, in one sitting, I have managed all 12 inches ...

... of my footlong veggie delite Subway sandwich.

I know what you were thinking, my Pervy Monkeys.


  1. i've seen the gift the fairy left for you, 12 inches would hardly begin to fill that space.

  2. I can handle pervy monkeys.. as long as those monkeys aren't escaping and trying to maul my face.

  3. pervy? no way! i thought you'd taken leave of your senses and had a 12" hot dog for lunch.

    *innocent me*

  4. You dirty, dirty boy.