Vibrant.(Still) Unrepentant. Badass. Old. Queer

ZOMGz! 15 comments on the totally true story about my teddy bears ! You like me. You really, really like me! The only time I get more comments is when I break up with Cheating Cheaters who Cheat. Cheatfully. So, let's see ... in order to get lots of comments on every entry, I either need to break up with more hot menz ... EVERY DAY [My torrid affair with that totally cute Starbucks Barista ended when he handed me my grande no-whip non-fat mochafrappalottaccino with a sprinkle of nutmeg and kicked me out of the store without even saying GOOD-BYE! I saw how he was looking at the customer behind me. WAH!] or MORE HOT BEAR LUVIN' (NSFW*) with MUHAMMAD and JESUS!!!! The people have spoken ... stay tuned, my pretties. *I'm kidding. Hot Bear Luvin' is tewtelly work-safe.

My 1000th post is rapidly approaching. To celebrate this momentous event, I'm having (yet another) contest! WOOT! The rules are very simple. The first person to comment on my 1000th entry (and don't worry, I'll let you know which one it is), wins a very special prize! What makes it special? Nothing really. It's actually a reject. I recently offered it to Marvy Mei and she turned me down. COLD. K-brrr. I think it's kind of neat, a remnant of my years in Japan - a fan. One of my adult students gave it to me when I left (in 1998). I don't really know what to do with it, so I'm giving it away. Aren't you lucky? Here are some pictures: [PsychoKitty not included][VUBOQ not included either] Good luck, and may the Schwartz be with you.

Yes, I see you out there. Reading my blog. And not leaving comments . Not telling me how much you love and admire me. I see you clickyclicketyclickclicking on my fun links . And reading other people's comments . So I thought I'd have a little contest to encourage people to leave as many comments as humanly possible. And what happens? Nothing. That's what. Well, ok. Not "nothing" per se, but there has not been the expected EXPLOSION of comments . It's been more like a small gurgle. Is it the prize? Is that the problem? You looked at the VERY CUTE hat and decided you HATED IT? Well, too bad. I don't care if you hate the prize . One of you lucky kittens is going to win it if it's the LAST THING I DO! [and, no, it's not going to be the last thing I do] [well, at least I hope it won't be] I'm leaving at 2:30 today to get the Intarnest connected. I fully expect a BOATLOAD of comments when I check back here tomorrow. or else.