Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Overheard in the Elevator

Here's the conversation I just overheard in the elevator between two men who had finished their smoke break (*cough* smelly):

Man 1: She's a Hessian.
Man 2: She does seem overly emotional.
Man 1: Well, she's a Hessian. [pause] That requires a lot of psychology.
Man 2: Uh-huh. *beeeeeeeeeeeelch*

Besides the whole fucked up "Hessian" thing ...
Yes, you read correctly. He burped. In the elevator. In front of witnesses.


  1. I don't even understand this conversation. WTF is the relationship between Hessian and psychology?

  2. Okay, you just made me run to my dictionary to look up Hessian.

  3. huh? and why are you so hostile towards a little gas?

  4. aw, come on :) he merely burped, it could have been much worse. he could've farted. in. the. elevator. and upped the stench level.

  5. A Hessian? A german mercinary that fought in the american war for independence? How is a woman a hessian.

  6. maybe she is an accolyte of herman hesse and on a quest to develop her third eye :)

  7. Hi, Goblinbox!

    To answer your question: I don't know. And, as I used to tell my students who would ask me a question that I didn't know the answer to, why don't you research that question and get back to us tomorrow?

    Hi, Billy!

    Here at Vuboq we aim to educate and enlighten as well as entertain!

    Hi, Dykewife!

    That is so true. I'm glad he didn't.

    Hi Adam!

    I don't know ... maybe he didn't say "Hessian." Maybe he said "Haitian?" Does that help?

    Hi, Diablo!

    OMG. That's it! You are a genius! Thank you for solving this puzzling riddle. I bow to your expertise of the third eye.