Here's the conversation I just overheard in the elevator between two men who had finished their smoke break (*cough* smelly):
Man 1: She's a Hessian.
Man 2: She does seem overly emotional.
Man 1: Well, she's a Hessian. [pause] That requires a lot of psychology.
Man 2: Uh-huh. *beeeeeeeeeeeelch*
Besides the whole fucked up "Hessian" thing ...
Yes, you read correctly. He burped. In the elevator. In front of witnesses.