Wednesday, April 05, 2006

New Career Move

OK. I've spent a portion of the day considering my job situtation. After much serious thought, I have decided I need to change career paths. I must go where the jobs are.

Since there seems to be a need (and a recent opening), I'm going to move to my parents' house and open up my own S&M Slave Castration service in the garage.

I can't wait for the money and customers to start pouring in...


  1. ROFLMAO!!!

    (But could you really do it? The castration part? I mean, eewh!)

  2. that's why i will have a lovely platform shoes-wearing besequined assistant.

  3. hmm... you're going to move into your parents' place?!?!?!

  4. that's it!! tell your folks that's what you're going to do, and while they're reeling you can say "just kididng. i'm gay."

    that'll relieve them because they'll know that a) you're not moving home and b) you're not into leaving blood and stuff on the garage floor and c) they won't have weird people hanging about the living room waiting to see you.