I found Oscar's been-missing-for-eons rubber toy, which John refers to as his "peanut butter ball," but should probably be called a *ahem* butt plug.
Oscar loves that thing and chewed on it all night. gah.
It was under the computer desk. I swear I looked under that desk a thousand times when the toy originally went missing. It wasn't there. Honest. Suddenly, it appears out of nowhere. I think there must be some sort of tear in the space-time continuum under the desk. Oscar's completely unstuffed teddy bear was also under the desk. It was like Christmas came early to John's house.
Oscar was happier than a pig in mud.
Meanwhile, let Countdown to Sex begin. I will see John in 6 days. Woo hoo!