Vibrant.(Still) Unrepentant. Badass. Old. Queer

Good Morning, Kittens. All sorts of exciting things happened yesterday. I went to the likker store. Hello, Gigantic Bottle of Gin! I ran into some former coworkers. I lied and said everything was fabulous. I shaved my armpits. And, I had this conversation with a friend: Friend: It's the kind of work I'd do for free, except for the fact that I have to eat and such. VUBOQ : That's great! It's always fun to get paid for something you love doing. (pause) (pause) VUBOQ: Yet another reason I should consider prostitution. *rimshot* Thank you very much. I'll be here all night. Try the veal. Lots of things going on this weekend ... Today, Eric from Baltimore is coming down around lunchtime. We're going to margarita and, then, hit the museums. Later, we'll meet up with friends for happy hour at Nellie's. Saturday, I have a date that I'm not overly excited about. We'll see what happens. Sunday, I'm seeing HP6 with Carolyn and Kristin. ...

ZoMGz. Like, you know I can't resist a post on teh dangerz of teh Swine Flu. Combine that with my SuperFuntabulous IM conversations and you've got Comedy Gold. Srsly. VUBOQ: i canc elled the date. K-Factor: porque? VUBOQ: i had ... um ... digestive issues. K-Factor: hahaha VUBOQ: we are meeting up tomorrow K-Factor: nice...where? VUBOQ: not sure . is "porque" the french swine flu? K-Factor: haha . yes VUBOQ: i knew it was all their fault! i hate the French K-Factor: freedom fries VUBOQ: Freedom Swine Flu *smooches* ps. there will be more on the date and the digestive issues later. promise.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to interact with people at all ... Y IM'ed me Friday night. I tried to be polite (really!). Then, this happened: Y: whats ur new years resolution? VUBOQ: i haven't made any Y: why not? maybe it will do you good. VUBOQ: i'm perfect already. Y: *rolling eyes* Y: it's a nice way to get yourself motivated about something VUBOQ: i'm sure it is. Y: fine. Y: its amazing how resistant you are for anything that resembles initiative or pro-activity VUBOQ: it's amazing how easily you project your insecurities on me. Y: amazing indeed Y: true! im afraid im gonna be unemployed for a prolonged period -- and look! a perfect projection! VUBOQ: so it would seem I, then, logged off. Y txt msg'ed me a few minutes later: "sorry. didn't mean to upset u. too much ;-)" UGH. Srsly, I am not making any resolutions this year. Although I am thinking of making a list of things I wish to accomplish. But, I did not feel it necess...

Good Early Evening, Kittens. So, last night, I was in the gay.com chat room (which, I must admit, I haven't visited in quite some time). I was in the middle of a conversation with this rather interesting gentleman, who I may be meeting later this week, when someone else initiated a conversation. Feeling friendly, I engaged him (even though he was short, old, and totally not my type). My benevolent nature sometimes gets the best of me, fer sure. Anyway, the conversation seemed normal enough. Until he asked, "What are you into?" and, sensing that this was going some place I didn't want it to go, I replied, "Um. I like chocolate and I really enjoy my pottery class." And, he was all "haha you're funny. I'd love to meet you at the door and drop to my knees to suck you off." Before I could respond, "You're so short you wouldn't need to drop to your knees," he wrote, "I'm naked and hard." I replied, "haha....

1. Being out of gin (except for the super-special small batch Leopold's gin purchased in lovely Ann Arbor, which is only for super-special occasions and "woo hoo it's Tuesday" doesn't really count as special ). Seems like a trip to the likker store is in order. 2. Fishing the last few potato chips from the bottom of the big bag (but VUBOQs do this because they are craving potato chips). In other news ... Here's an excerpt from my IM conversation with Y this morning. I thought it was funny: Y : sorry i missed ur call last night VUBOQ : that's ok. Y : i left my phone on vibrate , and forgot to sit on it VUBOQ : i just cried myself to sleep b/c i couldn't talk to you before bed Y : u sure ur not jewish?? *yawn* I could use a nap.