Vibrant.(Still) Unrepentant. Badass. Old. Queer

Good Morning, Kittens. So, Mr. Fantastic and I broke up last night. Rather than go on about all the ways that Mr. Fantastic wasn't quite so fantastic, let's just say that VUBOQ saw this coming about 2 weeks ago (when Mr. Fantastic started acting all weird). And, although VUBOQ wanted to use dinner last night to discuss what was up, Mr. Fantastic thought it would be better to call 30 minutes before he was supposed to arrive, bail on dinner, and break up. OK. I am surprisingly not all that upset. I guess one gets tougher as he gets older. Sort of like steak. Or something. And, we can focus on all the positives that are coming out of it ... Hm ... Lessee ... Oooh. Oooh. I know! *waves hand* I will no longer have to pretend I like Loser Roommate/Best Friend and his equally as loser-y boyfriend. *whew* That is a total load off my mind. I already feel less stress lines appearing. Huzzah! Also ... I did not break the Vow of Alcohol-Free (the Rest of) April and (Most of) M...

Good Afternoon, Kittens. I know, I know ... the weekend isn't over yet, but not much has happened other than all my plans being dashed upon the Rocks of Fate. Totes gang aft agley , yo. Friday, I had a fun happy hour with Jerry. Afterwards, I was planning to walk over to Mr. Fantastic's place; however, it started raining. I called him from the metro and he was all "I have a headache. I'm feeling nauseous. I'm going to bed." So, I went home. I ate a little dinner and, then, went upstairs to visit SCGB and SCGB's S. She gave me a wonderful birthday present: Picnic Placemats. She sewed them herself. So cute! So practical! Must go on picnic soon! Saturday, I slept in (yayz!). Once up and aware, I went for a run. Then, tried to get in contact with Mr. Fantastic. He didn't get back to me for quite some time. Apparently, he's in the midst of a spur-of-the-moment family visitation crisis. Long story. Needless to say, my plans to go over in...

Good Morning, Kittens. Oh, the best laid plans of mice and men ... they get gang aft a'gleyed all over the place. Carolyn and I decided that it was too cold to go out for happy hour drinks. Instead, I invited her over for wine and leftover soup. Unfortunately, she got off work late and, then, had a crappy commute. Plus, she was a little tired from a work trip in AZ. So, my happy reunion with Carolyn was cancelled. Wah. We did have a good nearly hour-long phone conversation though. Of course, because my friends have this amazing ability to sense when I have already made plans, I received two invites to do other things, which I turned down: a free ticket to the symphony and a dinner/drinks gathering at Nellie's. *sigh* I ended up staying in, eating leftover soup (yum!), drinking wine, and watching Season 1 of Rick & Steve (the Happiest Gay Couple in the World). It was cute. And sometimes funny. Lessee ... tonight, I'm cooking dinner for [Clever Nickname TBD] at ...

Good Morning, Kittens. Noticed that that SuperHandsome, Always Fashionably Dressed co-worker, who you ogled over your cubicle wall is absent today? Well, put your wedding fantasies on hold, dearie and have a Happy Day without a Gay ! I wonder what I would have done were I employed ... would I have called in gay? Hm ... It is a good day for it. Dreary and rainy and blah. I actually had made a few plans for today; however, the plans involved a lot of walking and picture taking and, well, the weather is not cooperating. Thus, I'm postponing until tomorrow (even though the weather is supposed to be crap tomorrow too, but I can plan and prepare for it. I'm working on a contingency plan now). I'm very excited about the possibilities. So, everyone hope for good weather tomorrow :-) Meanwhile, I'll still be posting a picture or two (or more) today to the Nokia Chronicles . Have you played around on the site any? What do you think? I'll be posting my review of the...

And other times it's complete and total crap. Remember on Sunday how I had the opportunity to hook up with this really hot guy, but Y's inability to show up on time threw a giant monkey wrench into the deal? Yes? Well, Really Hot Guy (RHG) called last night. He was nearby. He wanted to come over to watch movies (and we all know what that means). So, I was all calm, cool, and collected and was like "sure, ok, whatever, let me give you directions." Then, I went into Total Panic Cleaning Mode because my house was a disaster. He arrived about 25 minutes later, and ... um ... RHG was cute-ish, but -seriously- people, if you're going to send out a photo of yourself, how about using a current one? Would it be that much trouble? RHG was about 20-30 pounds heavier than his photo. Not a complete turnoff, mind you (because sometimes I likes my men to have a little meat on their boneses), but I felt mislead. Which is not a good way to feel. He came in. We watched a movie. Th...

When I got home from work yesterday, I was met at my door by a HUGE PACKAGE! I was so excited. I rushed in and ripped it open! And, because I know you all are pervy monkeys, I took pictures. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to get a good internet connection to get them off my laptop. But, as a tease, let's just say that *I* have slept with GayProf ! Be jealous, kittens. In other news, rain, and lots of it, prevented me from transplating my baby chili pepper plants last night. Hopefully, I will be able to do so this evening. The rain also made getting to and from the laundry room quite an adventure. More later. *smooches*

So, I was supposed to have today off. Well, come in for an hour. Go to my eye appointment. Then, take the rest of the day. Except, one of my coworkers is "sick." Mm-hm. So, now, it's come in for an hour. Go to my eye appointment. Come back to work. it's reschedule the appointment for Tuesday and work the whole fucking fuckday. I'm not working Tuesday. So, the weather better be fucking fanfuckingtabulous. Fuck. So not happy. I didn't bring my lunch. I had all sorts of things to do at home ... like pick out my paint and start painting, planting marigolds and chili peppers, laundry, random anonymous sex ... I think I'm going to be cranky today. Stay tuned.