Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Luke 2:10-11 KJV

... with some modifications.

Y el ángel dijo a ellos, miedo no: para, behold, le traigo los buenos tidings de la gran alegría, que estarán a toda la gente.*

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

Para a usted se lleva este día en la ciudad del resorte de plata un salvador, que es almacén del zapato del diseñador.

For unto you is born this day in the city of Silver Spring a Saviour, which is Designer Shoe Warehouse.

Yes, the biblical prophesy has come to pass! A DSW is opening up a mere two blocks (TWO BLOCKS!) from my office! I can't wait for it to open. Why isn't it open yet? Why?

I may vomit.

*Spanish translation courtesy of Google Translation tools.

2 comments:

  1. where have you been? it's been in the works for months! i'm sure i mentioned it to you. do you need to go to a seminar to learn how to be an active listener? if so, i can help facilitate your search for the right one.

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  2. You scareth me with your biblical shoe quotes. Surely the apocalypse is upon us.

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