Friday, August 10, 2007

I Would Have Preferred to Have Been Told in Person

Ricky Martin Says He Wants to Adopt

Ricky Martin wants kids -- perhaps adopting "one from each continent" if possible.

"It's something we want to begin to create this year, a family of many colors," the 35-year-old pop star told reporters Wednesday in Puerto Rico, where he is scheduled to perform this weekend.
Ricky, honey, baby, sweetie-pie, snookums, seriously, you should have talked to me about this first. I mean, really, to have parenthood thrust upon me like this ... it's not good for my complexion.

And telling reporters before telling me, your sweet baboo? So. not. cute.
Have I gone blabbing to the press about your flabby middle (and *cough* liposuction *cough*)? I think not.
I'm not really sure we're ready for parenthood...

Remember the good times, sugar muffin.


  1. Bossy hates when she finds out about her life through the tabloids. Like when her husband John Cusack recently had a chin lift and made Bossy find out about it in the National Enquirer.

  2. I am so over the Ricky, but I wish the two of you great success in parenting.

  3. Yes, this is the funniest thing I have found on the web all day. I love your image of yourself, VUBOQ!

  4. Anonymous11:06 AM

    You're too cute.