Pity Party WINNARZ!!!

My camera batteries finally charged, so here's the exciting finale of our Tax Day Extravaganza: The WINNARZ of the Poor Bastages Who Owe the Tax Man Pity Party. First, the entrants:


All the names were put into the Official Non-Sponsor Bazura Bags Recycled Juice Boxes Bag:


And, FIRST Prize goes to ... [drum roll, please] ...

Congratulations, ANGIE!!!! *w00t*

And, SECOND Prize goes to ... [drum roll, please] ...

David! YAY! Congratulations!

Please email [environy(at)gmail(dot)com] your mailing addresses and (eventually) you will receive your SuperFantastic Yet-to-be-determined Prize Packages!

Thanks for playing, and we are all really, really sorry that you had to pay taxes this year. Srsly.
*smooches*

Comments

  1. Earl Cootie11:03 PM

    Hurray! Congratulations to all! Can't wait to see the fabulous prizes. (You will show us, right? So we can slaver and covet?)

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  2. Biddy11:42 AM

    DAMN! i was so hoping something good would come out of sending a check to the tax man...

    i guess not going to prison is my one good thing. argh...

    now, about this no alcohol in april thing...WHAT were you thinking?!

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  3. dpaste12:32 PM

    I'z teh winnah! K thx bai!

    How cool. I'll send the info post-haste.

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