Wednesday, August 30, 2006

It's for Ass Fucking

Who comes up with TSA's list of items not allowed in carry-on baggage? Who? And are they on drugs?

TSA's Make Up and Personal Items

So, let's review:

corkscrews, knitting needles, sharp scissors, and safety razors? OK!

deodorant, shampoo, toothpaste, and mouthwash? GOD DAMN TOOLS OF THE TERRORIST INSURGENCY!!!! Go straight to jail, you HATERS OF FREEDOM!!!

Thank god, for Wonkette ... "Next time the high-school-dropout TSA goons try to take your moisturizer, conditioner, Neosporin, suntan lotion, bath oil or hair gel, just look ‘em straight in the eyes and say, 'It’s personal lubricant, and it’s for fucking.'"

3 comments:

  1. i know!

    i can't believe i have to check my bag for my trip this weekend.

    bah!

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  2. my co-worker's just come back from japan. i requested him to buy a japanese cake "Tokyo Banana." he didn't because he was afraid of it confiscated. because it has custard cream (banana fravor) in it! i want Tokyo Banana!

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  3. according to the travel section of NYT, airlines don't even carry more water on the plane. one airline person said that now they have more "juices and sodas".. what's wrong with those people? Sodas? to dehydrate even more.

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