Tuesday, September 11, 2007

VUBOQ the Heathen

Here's is a list of some words that don't appear in the King James Version of teh Bible (courtesy of the BibleGateway search function):

  • stapler
  • scissors
  • coffee
  • buttsecks
  • cheezburger [Jesus can't haz cheezburger!]
  • inspire
  • porn
  • dandelion
  • fantabulous
  • sturgeon
  • madonna
  • spiral wedging (per request by Ms. Clio Bluestocking)

and, a word that only appears once:

James 2:2-4 (King James Version)

For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;

And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become* judges of evil thoughts?

Teh Bible h8s teh gayz [and apparently teh metrosecksuals].

*are become?


  1. hey, your blog is very interesting!!
    Can we link each other? write me a comment in "everyday glamour"

  2. Did you search for 'fag'?

  3. goblinbox: I can't think of everything...

  4. You should really be spending your religious energies reading the Word of GayProf. Sure, it involves blind obedience and an occasional blood sacrifice, but every religious member gets a pound of coffee.

  5. gayprof: I would read the Word of Gayprof more frequently, if there were more frequent Words to read.

    Does slicing off part of my thumb count as a blood sacrifice? If so, where's my coffee?

  6. You got a shirt and a mug. Stop whining. GayProf helps those who help themselves.

  7. gayprof: so I should help myself to your coffee? kthx!