VUBOQ the Heathen

Here's is a list of some words that don't appear in the King James Version of teh Bible (courtesy of the BibleGateway search function):

• stapler
• scissors
• coffee
• buttsecks
• cheezburger [Jesus can't haz cheezburger!]
• inspire
• porn
• dandelion
• fantabulous
• sturgeon
• madonna
• spiral wedging (per request by Ms. Clio Bluestocking)

and, a word that only appears once:

James 2:2-4 (King James Version)

For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;

And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become* judges of evil thoughts?

Teh Bible h8s teh gayz [and apparently teh metrosecksuals].

*are become?