Register for AIDS Walk DC.
Pledge to raise $500 (in 14 days! GAH!).
And try to convince 2 friends to join you! ACK!
What's a little donation between friends, right?
Click here to donate (please?).
Oh, and I may be sending some of you super-lucky friends form emails begging for cash.
Try to find it in your heart to forgive the intrusion. Skip the latte; send me $5. Or $100!
Click here to join my team: One is the Loneliest Number.
Being on MY team is only $25. You'll get a t-shirt! And you'll get to walk 5K with ME!
(How far is 5K anyway? Like a couple yards, right? Maybe a football field?)
Step 2? It involves bourbon. And lots of it.