~My co-worker has a boyfriend. I guess this means she isn't in a lesbian relationship with her "friend," the super-butch tennis instructor.
~I am having a Baja Fresh veggie burrito, enchilado style for lunch. I figure my insides are already feeling kinda mushy. I might as well help them along. Or was that TMI?
~I forgot to get quarters at the bank.
~I probably won't have anything for dinner tonight other than vodka and cheese. Is that so wrong?
~OK. I might have some olives.
~And two-bite cupcakes.
~And more vodka.