This is not the post I was intending to write this evening, but ... I need to write things down to sort them out in my head as best as possible. At approximately 2:50PM on my walk home from the metro station, I was attacked from behind. I have walked down Wayne Avenue at least twice a day for 5 years, at all hours of the day and night. I have always felt perfectly safe doing so. Even today didn't seem out of the ordinary. As I approached the intersection of Dale and Wayne, I passed a young black man in his early 20s. I made eye contact and nodded. I crossed Dale and heard a noise. I turned and saw someone running up Dale. That's when I noticed someone following me. I turned off my iPod and reached for my phone. And he jumped me, putting me in a chokehold and trying to pull me to the ground. I began hitting him over my shoulder with my large umbrella (which, sadly, is now in pieces). I hit myself in the head a couple times, too, and have a few lumps. He pulled me to the ...
You ate an entire package of Thin Mints?!?!
ReplyDeleteThose bunnies are BRILLIANT! Brilliant, I tell you!
Not the whole box. Just one tube. Tube o' Thin Mints. Mmm.
ReplyDeleteMy mouth is all chocominty now. Someone needs a *smooch*
Heehe. I...enjoyed...that movie. Sammit says he'll vacuum when you hand over the thin mints.
ReplyDeleteThat was Ha. Larious.
ReplyDeleteAs for the thin-mints... When *I* was a Brownie and sold Girl Scout Cookies, the "Thin Mints" ACTUALLY had a layer of THIN MINT on the top of the chocolate cookie under the chocolate coating.... Now THOSE were yummy.