This is not the post I was intending to write this evening, but ... I need to write things down to sort them out in my head as best as possible. At approximately 2:50PM on my walk home from the metro station, I was attacked from behind. I have walked down Wayne Avenue at least twice a day for 5 years, at all hours of the day and night. I have always felt perfectly safe doing so. Even today didn't seem out of the ordinary. As I approached the intersection of Dale and Wayne, I passed a young black man in his early 20s. I made eye contact and nodded. I crossed Dale and heard a noise. I turned and saw someone running up Dale. That's when I noticed someone following me. I turned off my iPod and reached for my phone. And he jumped me, putting me in a chokehold and trying to pull me to the ground. I began hitting him over my shoulder with my large umbrella (which, sadly, is now in pieces). I hit myself in the head a couple times, too, and have a few lumps. He pulled me to the ...
Happy 3rd cycle from the 17th side of the world. I hope you get many nice surprises!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday from the very behind time zone of the world. :-)I hope John does a new move in bed on your birthday? Okay, I am so pervy...
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BDAY U STUD
ReplyDeleteps: I am transferring to John all of my bday spankings that you are owed, please inform him of such.
Uppy Bifday, Vuboq (even though you will always be enviroboi in my mind :P)
ReplyDeleteif you ever meet vuboq in person you'll know how apt the acronym is :) happy birthday and not in an undermining malicious way either (this time)
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