Saturday, February 23, 2008

A Peek Inside My Brain

What you see:

What VUBOQ sees (and it makes him laugh. Every. Time.):


  1. Im concerned about you showing inner thoughts. But if you think that's bad, today I saw a tortoise walk slowly by. For about half an hour.

    My "very special" mind somehow starting thinking "It must be able to go faster?" Then I came up with the idea of "Pimp My Tortoise" as a tv show.

    You know, lower the shell, fit him with more powerful claws (yes, they have them), paint lightening stripes down the sides, fit a spoiler to keep him snug to the ground. Feed him magic mushrooms instead of grass.

    Fashion a little conical helmet to streamline his head.

    So yeah, all in all, don't worry about your random thought, there's always one more random going on somewhere in the world. Often in Brisbane.

    Thanks for hosting a post in your comments section. See ya soon. (I'm not driving to the airport, I'm taking my pimped tortoise)

  2. Heh, that's nice. I get that too sometimes.

    But what a hideous car! OMG!

  3. I refer to that model as a septic tank on wheels. I abwhore it.

    I do that sort of thing all the time. Just this morning I saw an ad in the paper for a house with a new sliding roof. (What I saw... What it said was "new siding, roof")

    And I can't see the word "horticulture" without imagining "whore to culture." You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.

  4. I believe the psychological term is "projection."

  5. ha ha. And while we are at it, ab whore for sure!