First, take a look at a baseball field, in common parlance, a baseball diamond (Get it?):
Take another look:
The Sports Gods really should call it a baseball heart. Srsly.
Did you notice what the little white squares are called? Yep. Bases. AND they're numbered!First base, Second base, Third base, and Home base!
And we all know what those stand for! If you don't (you poor, poor sweet sexless thing), here's a chart:
First Base - Kiss
Second Base - A feel
Third Base - Um? Blowjob?
HOME RUN - Sex. Duh.
Unless, you are of the gay variety. Then, you get this:
First Base - Blowjob
Second Base - Teh hot, steamy, sweaty buttsecks
Third Base - Threesome
HOME RUN - Caligula-esque Orgy!! *w00t*
I don't know why all you people are straight. Srsly.
Finally, in baseball, if one team has scored 7 goals (TOUCHDOWN!) and the other team hasn't scored any, you don't say that the score is 7 to ZERO. You say the score is 7-LOVE! Isn't that sweet? Isn't it romantic?
And that, dear readers, is why today should be called Baseball Day.
I hope you all have a fantastic day with lots and lots of Home Runs!
More later. *smooches*