Monday, January 14, 2008

With Sex You Get Eggroll

Because a co-worker's birthday was yesterday, my boss bought Chinese take-out for all of us. I chose Szechuan Fried Tofu with Vegetables.

It's greasy delicious fun! I may have to eat all of it!

My fortune was crap though:

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

Whatever, boring fortune cookie fortune writer needs a new job.


  1. My favorite fortune was "Disregard previous fortune."

  2. "wonderful traits of charm and courtesy." HA! The fates obviously forgot that you are vicious, and unrepentant, not to mention bitter. You old queen.
    And we love you just the way you are!

  3. I bet you didn't know that I have a random fortune generator page. It's at my old web space:

    My favorite is the first one I ever saved - "Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle."

  4. Ah, but you forgot to add " bed." So you're a charming and courteous lover! OK, so that's a little boring too. ;-)

  5. That's because they're not Fortune cookies anymore, they're Saying Cookies. Who needs 'em.