GayProf over at Center of Gravitas seems to be a little upset that very few people have taken him up on his meme. Thus, in order to appease the GravitasGods, I have cobbled together the reasons for my adoration and worship of GayProf.
10 Reasons Why I Adore and Worship GayProf
10. He's currently stalking Al Gore.
I'm currently stalking Al Gore, too!!!! How many ways do I love that man?
Al Gore was the very first person I voted for in a Presidential Primary (North Carolina, 1988). I want him to run again. I want to volunteer for the Al Gore 2008 Election Team. I want to be named head of the EPA after he's elected! And, then, he can dump Tipper and we can live happily ever after. Yay!
9. He loves margaritas. On the rocks. With salt.
I don't know if this is true or not, but I absolutely refuse to adore and worship anyone who doesn't love margaritas. On the rocks. With salt. Thus, since I adore and worship GayProf, he must love margaritas. On the rocks. With salt.
8. He has managed to survive living in Texas.
I have spent a weekend in southern Texas, and I have driven across it (for days!) on another occasion. Anyone who can actually live in that hellhole of a state deserves as much worship and adoration as humanly possible.
7. He's thinky.
Thinky people rock. Given a choice of two equally attractive men, I will always go for the thinkier of the two.
6. He has a big ... vocabulary.
OMG! He used "pastiche" in his most recent entry. *swoon*
5. He likes New Mexico!
I like New Mexico! The Land of Enchantment! Scorpions! White Sands National Park! Santa Fe! Very Large Array! Dry heat! What's not to love?
4. Wonder Woman! Charlie's Angels!
3. One word: goatee!
2. He leaves comments on my blog.
I adore and worship everyone who leaves comments on my blog, but [of course] I adore and worship GayProf the most.
1. His posts (almost always) make me laugh.
and sometimes they make me think. And thinking is always good.