It's Amazing I Turned Out As Well As I Did

which, come to think of it, isn't really saying much ...

Date: April 1, 2007
Place: My apartment
Time: 12:30PM

The phone rings.

Vuboq: Hello?
Vuboq's Mother: Hi! Your father and I are about 30 minutes away. What have you fixed for lunch?
Vuboq: Filet mignon wrapped in bacon. I've given up being vegetarian.
Vuboq's Mother: ...
Vuboq: ...
Vuboq's Mother: I guess you know what day it is then?
Vuboq: Yes.

Comments

  1. Tomokito3:38 PM

    you guys are lovely....

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  2. em nadim5:24 PM

    your mum is funny!

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  3. goblinbox6:18 PM

    Pork, wrapped in pork, with a side of pork. And some pork!

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  4. BOSSY1:07 PM

    Fabulous snippet.

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