which, come to think of it, isn't really saying much ...
Date: April 1, 2007
Place: My apartment
The phone rings.
Vuboq's Mother: Hi! Your father and I are about 30 minutes away. What have you fixed for lunch?
Vuboq: Filet mignon wrapped in bacon. I've given up being vegetarian.
Vuboq's Mother: ...
Vuboq's Mother: I guess you know what day it is then?