This is not the post I was intending to write this evening, but ... I need to write things down to sort them out in my head as best as possible. At approximately 2:50PM on my walk home from the metro station, I was attacked from behind. I have walked down Wayne Avenue at least twice a day for 5 years, at all hours of the day and night. I have always felt perfectly safe doing so. Even today didn't seem out of the ordinary. As I approached the intersection of Dale and Wayne, I passed a young black man in his early 20s. I made eye contact and nodded. I crossed Dale and heard a noise. I turned and saw someone running up Dale. That's when I noticed someone following me. I turned off my iPod and reached for my phone. And he jumped me, putting me in a chokehold and trying to pull me to the ground. I began hitting him over my shoulder with my large umbrella (which, sadly, is now in pieces). I hit myself in the head a couple times, too, and have a few lumps. He pulled me to the ...
I totally disagree.
ReplyDeleteVuboq is totally high maintenance. Vuboq nags me to comment on his blog, and I do, on virtually every single post, but Vuboq does not reciprocate.
Vuboq cracks me up, but that doesn't mean Vuboq is not high maintenance.
VUBOQ is not high maintenance, he just thrives when given lots of attention and reassurance.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason this reminds me of the old joke about the sadist and the masochist:
ReplyDeleteMasochist: "Whip me! Beat me!"
Sadist: "No."
And that's all I've got to say.
so? we wouldn't have you any other way!!
ReplyDelete*hugs*
hahahaha. i needed that. thanks.
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