This is not the post I was intending to write this evening, but ... I need to write things down to sort them out in my head as best as possible. At approximately 2:50PM on my walk home from the metro station, I was attacked from behind. I have walked down Wayne Avenue at least twice a day for 5 years, at all hours of the day and night. I have always felt perfectly safe doing so. Even today didn't seem out of the ordinary. As I approached the intersection of Dale and Wayne, I passed a young black man in his early 20s. I made eye contact and nodded. I crossed Dale and heard a noise. I turned and saw someone running up Dale. That's when I noticed someone following me. I turned off my iPod and reached for my phone. And he jumped me, putting me in a chokehold and trying to pull me to the ground. I began hitting him over my shoulder with my large umbrella (which, sadly, is now in pieces). I hit myself in the head a couple times, too, and have a few lumps. He pulled me to the ...
Yay for Lance :)
ReplyDeleteAnd the fans still love him anyway--poor guy, it can't be easy to keep secrets when you're living in the media fishbowl.
ReplyDeleteOf course, boy bands are a blight on our cultural landscape and having one with an openly gay member would have at least broken the monotony.
PS: I just found your comment on my blog--you knew I wasn't kidding, right?
ReplyDeleteUm. What the blue thing in the foreground of the last photo? Is it Stick Stevens friend that died from hypothermia? Is Lance a gay necrophiliac?
ReplyDeletePS. Sorry for being such a blabberer tonight, I think I've just commented on all your posts from here back to...oh, ages ago...! Have good weekend!
I love StickSteven :)
ReplyDeleteWait... are you trying to say that Lance is gay? OMG! But... but he used to date Daniell Fischel from Boy Meets World! How could he be gay?
ReplyDeleteNext people will be saying that Justin Timberlake dating that actress is all a farce and he's gay too!
And that Britney Spears is a trashy redneck 'ho.
Oh, wait...
Hey, Justin Timberlake IS gay!
ReplyDelete(Didn't you know?!)