Hm. I like bleu cheese. I like BRAZEN spice [I also wonder why BRAZEN has to be in all caps, but I didn't make the Kettle brand Krinkle Cut Chips Packaging Rules].
So, here I am contemplating the all natural, transfatless potato chip:
Look at those flavor-filled nooks and crannies! Is your mouth watering?
Then, the taste:
*crunch* *chew* *crunch* *chew*
According to the bag, "the tangy chili spice hits you right up front with this bold chip. The hint of bleu cheese takes time to arrive, but when it does you'll know."
Oh, yes. I knew:
The worst tasting potato chip since VUBOQ ate Kettle brand Cheddar and Beer flavor [which should be marketed with the slogan "It tastes like sweaty feet! YUM"].
But, I can't stop eating them.
Someone, send help.