Like this one:
can help you to paint or remodeling your house? - m4m - 30 (Arlington v)
wednesday night, 9.30 pm or so, saw you alone around your empty t house, can help you? ; ) would like to... maybe tomorrow night, would be nice, let me know... send me a message and describe situation or neighborhood...
Dear Creepy Man,
Please stop standing outside my house and peering in my window. I'm not alone. I have a pitbull. Next time I see you, I'm calling the police.
PS. No. You can't help paint or remodel my house.
Brian "A" you are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - m4m - 29 (Ashburn, VA)
You just moved to Ashburn not long ago! Everytime I see you around the community, you always look at me and smile! Want at least a dinner date? Let me know......
My name's not Brian. I look at you and smile because I am laughing at you.
PS. I think you may have broken your exclamation point key. But at least you can spell ...
HOTT latin guy at Caribou - m4m (Logan)
long shot...were wore a sleeveless t shirt and spoke spanish (I believe) around 11 today. i was working by the front window. geez man, you are amazingly hot.Dios mio!
Thanks for the compliment, but I don't date people who (a) can't spell and (b) have issues with capitalization and grammar.
Hot Blond guy at Costal Flats - m4m - 26 (Fairfax)
You come into Costal Flats in FFX at least once a week and have dinner with your Mom. You were there yesterday wearing a purple shirt and dark pants and looking really good. If you really are looking at me (sometimes I can't tell) I am looking back. Get in touch. You-about 5"10, short blond hair, slim, sexy, and hot. And you have a fantastic smile! Me- Wanting to get into you.
Dear Mr. Wanting to Get Into Me (ew),
That was no Mom; that was my Wife.
PS. Have you ever tried talking to the guy? Sounds crazy, but it just might work.
Now, it's your turn. Have fun!