Last night, sometime after the movie and before teh secks, I was surfing Facebook (Scramble! Scrabulous!), and -if you haven't noticed- Facebook sometimes suggests friends ... as in "You Might Know This Person. Friend Them Now, Kitten!"
Anyway, Facebook "You might know this person"'ed me. I looked at the guy's picture and was all, "YUMMY. I hope I do."
A little research later, I discovered we went to High School together, but I didn't remember him. I dug out my high school yearbook (yes, I still have them) and looked up his picture. And, my picture, and
OMG. I was SO young! And, like, totes goofy. I was not the towering figure of VUBOQliness you see before you today, fer sure.
It turns out this "You might now this person" person was on the football and track teams. Tres sporty! Which is probably why I didn't know him.*
Which brings me to the ultimate reason for this post, the Facebook Question:
Do straight guys use shirtless pictures of themselves for their profiles on Facebook?
Because the guy's photo was screaming "GAYGAYGAY" (and also "YUM").
UPDATE: I've done a very bad thing and copied the photo. Here is is:
What do you think now? Or is it wrong to speculate on someone's sexuality based only on one photo and the knowledge that he used to run around in tight pants smacking other guys' asses?
*Please refer to The Breakfast Club if you don't understand why.