This is not the post I was intending to write this evening, but ... I need to write things down to sort them out in my head as best as possible. At approximately 2:50PM on my walk home from the metro station, I was attacked from behind. I have walked down Wayne Avenue at least twice a day for 5 years, at all hours of the day and night. I have always felt perfectly safe doing so. Even today didn't seem out of the ordinary. As I approached the intersection of Dale and Wayne, I passed a young black man in his early 20s. I made eye contact and nodded. I crossed Dale and heard a noise. I turned and saw someone running up Dale. That's when I noticed someone following me. I turned off my iPod and reached for my phone. And he jumped me, putting me in a chokehold and trying to pull me to the ground. I began hitting him over my shoulder with my large umbrella (which, sadly, is now in pieces). I hit myself in the head a couple times, too, and have a few lumps. He pulled me to the ...
Pack fewer -- It will give you an excuse to buy some while you are there.
ReplyDeletegayprof: Good point! I hadn't even thought of that. No wonder you are the Towering Pillar of Knowledge that you are!
ReplyDeleteShoeseses? Whur?
ReplyDeleteI want some...
Yes, bring one pair and then go to Century 21 (near the world trade center site)to buy more. Best shoe place I've ever been to!
ReplyDeleteOnly 8? I'd go with 10 if i were you. You know, just in case...
ReplyDelete"Just in case what!? There's a shoe eating monster in (insert place name here) who intends to kill you on the spot, and will only be pacified by an enourmous meal of shoes!?"
Ha, boyfriends. They think they're SO funny.
one to walk with and one to go out and lots of cash to buy more shoes.. remember there is 0% tax on anything less than 100$ in NYC..
ReplyDeleteI might have 6 pairs of shoes. But if most of them are "sneakers" does that count? I bought some dressier shoes recently thinking that I might get a new job that required better haberdashery, but the job fell through. So now I mostly switch between two pair of sneakers.
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