1. Ask yourself, "Have I mailed Vuboq's birthday card yet?"
1a. If no, get thee to a post office pronto, kitten.
1b. If yes, have a celebratory martini!
2. Ask yourself, "Have I ordered Vuboq's expensive birthday present yet?"
2a. If no, for god's sake, kitten, what are you waiting for? The grass to grow?
2b. If yes, have a celebratory martini!
3. Ask yourself, "Have I emailed Vuboq an e-birthday card yet?"
3a. If no, do it! Now! [They are FREE, you know, and they show that you care]
3b. If yes, have a celebratory martini!
4. Ask yourself, "Have I sent the million dollar money order to Vuboq yet?"
4a. If no, um ... why not?
4b. If yes, have a celebratory martini. Hell, Vuboq will personally deliver your celebratory martini.
Things Vuboq is Doing on His Birthday Eve Eve Eve:
2. Going to Class, where he is going to premiere his latest short story, which isn't quite finished yet, which is making him panic just a little bit, which is not good. Vuboq is liking the beginning of this story, but is not too pleased with the last few pages. *urgh*
And, that's about it.
Stay Tuned Tomorrow for Things to Do on Vuboq's Birthday Eve Eve, or How to Recover from All Those Celebratory Martinis.
And *extra special smooches of joy* to Sassy!