Friday, March 02, 2007

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Conservapedia

or at least here's a few fun tidbits I learned by hitting the "random page" button.

1. Israel (and Anwar Sadat and Menachem Begin are 2000 years old).
2. Unicorns were on the Ark.
3. Bill Clinton is the devil incarnate.
4. The Federalist Party was killed in the War of 1812.
5. Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

OK. That was an entertaining hour. Only 50 minutes left until Go Home Time and the trek to the Chocobuffet!

CHOCOLATE! *drool*

1 comment:

  1. I want to go to a chocobuffet!

    Ooooh, my crushiness is over! *sobs* Oh, well ... at least I've been surpassed by an awesome guy AND he lives in DC!