Thursday, March 15, 2007

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Hey, guys, it's not just teh gays checkin' out yer package ...

via the lovely and talented Mac comes a link to this article, Eyetracking points the way to effective news article design.

Towards the end of the article, we are *shocked* to discover:

"When photos do contain people related to the task at hand, or the content users are exploring, they do get fixations. However, gender makes a distinct difference on what parts of the photo are stared at the longest. Take a look at the hotspot below.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Coyne adds that this difference doesn’t just occur with images of people. Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site.

Moral of the Story: Men. We are fascinated by the penises.

And, yes. I'm checking yours out. Right now.
Mine is bigger.


PS. Your fly is down.


  1. Does this outfit make my cock look big?

  2. But wait, look at the blue spots on the bottom corners of the women's graphic. That's the wimmenfolk being self-conscious and pretending not to look at his crotch by quickly sweeping past and looking at it out of the corners of their eyes.

  3. goblinbox and marve: you two kittens are TOO FUNNEH!