Thursday, June 19, 2008

Do You Know What Time It Is?

It's time for another contest! YAYZ!

This morning, we received verification that our contract has been extended for an additional 30 days, which means that I will not be out of a job until the end of July. To celebrate this happy event, I am giving you the opportunity to own a little piece of history.

I've been in this same cubicle for nearly 6 (nonconsecutive) years (gah!). It is lovingly decorated with little bits and pieces of my life ... postcards from friends, various knickknacks I've gathered over time, souvenirs from far away lands ... and, now, I'm giving some of them away! *w00t*

Here are the 2 Prize Packages:

Prize Package A*:
Consists of: A never-used mug from Nashville (it's too tall to fit under our one-cup coffee making machine), a remote control car (new battery not included, old battery may be corroded into place), a little wind up car, AND the star of several VUBOQ Videos including this classic, Seat Belts Save Lives ~or~ the Corn Car of Catastrophe**, the Corn Car!!!!

Prize Package B*:
Consists of: A stuffed blue and yellow fish (from a former co-worker), a grasshopper finger puppet, two yarn chicks in a pink plastic egg (stars of several blogposts), a red devil, the Chick-fil-a Cow, AND a plastic reindeer which poops jellybeans (in its original packaging)!

The Winner of the Contest will pick which Prize Package he/she would like. Runner-Up will received the other Prize Package.

Now that you are salivating over these luscious prizes, here's what you have to do to win:

1. Write a blog post*** about VUBOQ.
2. Send VUBOQ a link to your post. [You can email VUBOQ or leave a comment on this blog]
3. Do this by Friday, June 27, 2008.

VUBOQ will judge the entries based on creativity, wit, originality, and amount of over-the-top brown-nosing.

Good luck! And may the best blogger win! *smooches*

*Additional items may be added as VUBOQ sorts through six years of crap valuable obects.
**Video is blocked by the Evil Firewall of Doom, so I'm not sure if this link is still active. Please let me know if it isn't. Kthx.
***If you don't have a blog, you'd better get one real fast ;-)


  1. Can I submit a post I'd already written? Or do I have to write a new one? And how is the winnar determined? You just pick? Huh? Huh? Not very SCIENTIFIC a method, now, is it? Huh?


  2. damn....back from vacation and read this toooooo late.