Step One: Buy your toilet paper at Whole Foods [365 Brand Papier Hygienique - $2.99]
Step Two: Realize that while in Whole Foods you will probably want to buy other things, but you also want to keep to your June budget so ...
Step Three: Tell self you can only buy items that begin with the letter T. How Sesame Street!
Step Four: After putting the toilet paper in your basket, remember you need toothpaste (T! We can buy it!).
Step Five: On the way to the toothpaste, bypass little old lady pushing her cart so slow you think it's going backwards by cutting down the Snack Aisle.
Step Six: Mmmm. Snacks. Ponder Kettle Chips, Pirate's Booty and then ... TORTILLA CHIPS [Nana's Tortilla Chips - $2.79] (YAY! T!).
Step Seven: Think that Tortilla chips by themselves are kind of blah.
Step Eight: Pick up a jar of salsa [Senor Field's Chipotle Salsa - $5.19].
Step Nine: Justify the non-T beginning salsa by referring to it as a single unit: Tortilla chips and salsa.
Step Ten: While choosing toothpaste [Tom's of Maine Cinnamon Clove Fluoride Gel - $5.59], notice that your favorite dental floss is on sale, Tea Tree Oil Dental Floss! T! [Desert Essence Tea Tree Oil Dental Floss -$2.99].
Step Eleven: Check out. Total + tax - $0.05 bag refund = $20.20
That's some expensive toilet paper.