Don't Panic
Ok. Do panic.
Here is a short list of things which cause mild panic attacks (what? our hearts aren't *supposed* to beat at 150 times/minute?) if I think about them too much:
Impending Unemployment
Not having a new job lined up
Running out of money
John McCain
An apartment which looks like its insides exploded
Having an apartment which looks like its insides exploded, but still inviting about 10 friends over for margaritas (and a very special viewing of Xanadu) on Saturday.
Having an apartment which looks like its insides exploded, but still inviting about 10 friends over for margaritas (and a very special viewing of Xanadu) on Saturday even though there is the impending unemployment and serious concerns about running out of money.
Thank Gawd for deep breaths, cheesy poofs, booze, and a squeezable kitty.
Here is a short list of things which cause mild panic attacks (what? our hearts aren't *supposed* to beat at 150 times/minute?) if I think about them too much:
Impending Unemployment
Not having a new job lined up
Running out of money
John McCain
An apartment which looks like its insides exploded
Having an apartment which looks like its insides exploded, but still inviting about 10 friends over for margaritas (and a very special viewing of Xanadu) on Saturday.
Having an apartment which looks like its insides exploded, but still inviting about 10 friends over for margaritas (and a very special viewing of Xanadu) on Saturday even though there is the impending unemployment and serious concerns about running out of money.
Thank Gawd for deep breaths, cheesy poofs, booze, and a squeezable kitty.
There, there, VUBOQ, take a few more of those deep breaths.
ReplyDeletestep 1 - pet the kitty, sip the manhattan, narf a few cheesy poofs.
ReplyDeletestep 2 - take a deep breath.
repeat from step 1.
{{{{{hugs}}}}}
PS - word is "vifzgrl"; interesting....
I'm right there with you on #4 (and on #3, to tell the truth...). Michael and I got to talking politics last night, and I wasn't able to sleep until 5:30 a.m. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, it's not Huckabee.
ReplyDelete(((hugs))) The perfect job is right around the corner, I feel it.
xoxo, SG
The margaritas will resolve many of these panic problems -- at least temporarily.
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