This is not the post I was intending to write this evening, but ... I need to write things down to sort them out in my head as best as possible. At approximately 2:50PM on my walk home from the metro station, I was attacked from behind. I have walked down Wayne Avenue at least twice a day for 5 years, at all hours of the day and night. I have always felt perfectly safe doing so. Even today didn't seem out of the ordinary. As I approached the intersection of Dale and Wayne, I passed a young black man in his early 20s. I made eye contact and nodded. I crossed Dale and heard a noise. I turned and saw someone running up Dale. That's when I noticed someone following me. I turned off my iPod and reached for my phone. And he jumped me, putting me in a chokehold and trying to pull me to the ground. I began hitting him over my shoulder with my large umbrella (which, sadly, is now in pieces). I hit myself in the head a couple times, too, and have a few lumps. He pulled me to the ...
Sleep. Sleep helps rebuild your speaking skills. Is there enough space under your desk to curl up? Maybe you could just attach a tarp over your cubicle and turn it into a tent/fortress and pretend you're on a camping trip.
ReplyDeleteOne way to rebuild your deteriorated vocabulary and speaking skills is to have a long conversation with my husband, Superman. He uses lots of big words to say some really exciting things. Well, they are exciting to him. It taxes one's ability to engage in scintillating conversation.
ReplyDeleteDunno why your post made me chuckle? Oh, it reminded me of this one guy in a tv show. When he learned a new word, he used it as much as he can during the day. Gob in Arrested Development....
ReplyDeleteWe should start a drive for a contitutional amendment requiring naptime.
ReplyDeleteI second Clio's motion!
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