Yesterday was the Cheese and Carbtastic Office Luncheon. Mmm-mmm.
During my afternoon break, as I was leaving to buy something for dinner at the Whole Foods, I had the following conversation with a co-worker:
Co-Worker: What are you going to get?
vuboq: I dunno. Maybe a sweet potato.
Co-Worker: Is that it? That's all your going to eat for dinner?
Co-Worker: I wish I could do that, but I love to eat. How do you do it?
VUBOQ: I drink a lot.
And, that's when it hit me!
Alcohol is an appetite suppresant! (Isn't it?)
So DRINK LOTS and STAY THIN!
ZOMGz! I am so a forkin' GENIUS!
I'm going to write a book and make MEEEEEELLLIONS!
Get out of the way deceased Dr. Atkins, the VUBOQ Diet is coming soon to a bookstore near you!