Last night, I was on the phone with one of my best friends from college and said, "It's so cold I only left the house once yesterday and that was to cash my unemployment check and go to the likker store."
"OMG! I am White Trash."
"At least I didn't spend it all on lottery tickets."
Have a good day, kittens. I'll be spending the afternoon moving my appliances to the front yard and putting a truck up on blocks.