Has your Post-Election Euphoria worn off yet? No? Here ... Let me help:
Thought #1: Gay is the New Black.
California. Arizona. Florida. Mm. Hm. I'm looking at you. Thanks for affirming my second class citizenship status. Love you too. Srsly. Mean it.
Thought #2: Even Lame Ducks Bite.
Anyone remember the 462 GaBillion pardons President Clinton gave out as he was leaving office? (I got one. Didn't you?) What havoc do you think GW Bush is going to wreak during his final 76 days? Here's a hint of things to come: A Last Push to Deregulate.
I'm sorry. Did I bring you down? What can I do to make it better?
Oh. I know. Here's a Thing that Makes Me Happy:
Tequila. 'Nuff said.