Thursday, October 26, 2006

VUBOQ Ponders Gayrriage

NJ Courts Rules for Gay Rights
Same-Sex Marriage Ban: Funds from National Groups Go to Both Sides
Ricky Martin: Madonna an Exemplary Mom

Ah. It's election season and VUBOQ must apply his vicious, unrepentant, bitter, old queeniness to one of his least favorite topics, gayrriage.

"Why is this one of your least favorite topics," you ask.

Because it only serves to remind VUBOQ that being vicious, unrepentant, bitter, and old does not lend itself readily to becoming the better part of a couple. (And, neither does that restraining order, Ricky.)

I think it all boils down to these three simple truths:

1. The Gays want equal treatment under the law.
2. Foaming-at-the-mouth evangelical Xtians want "traditional" marriage protected.
3. Most of the sheeple in the US can't think for themselves anyway and will vote/think/live the way the loudest person tells them.

So, I suggest we all start screaming at people. Nicely. With no bitch slapping ... although I'm sure some of them need it (and/or want it).

Gene Weingarten, a humor columnist for The Washington Post, wrote in one of his chats (and I'm paraphrasing here) that allowing The Gays to marry is the moral thing to do. It will eventually happen.

And, VUBOQ will be always the bridesmaid, never the bride.


  1. Aww, poor VUBOQ. Well you can take comfort in the fact that you will always be younger than me.

    And I seem to attract the self-absorbed asses...

  2. perhaps you should focus on being the worse part of the couple, embrace the role, show them what you can do. you'll just have to lie for a while until you've seduced someone to agree to the gayraige and then use drugs to keep them compliant. hmmm, i think i'll try it.

  3. Someday your prince will come. Hopefully not in your eye, because that TOTALLY STINGS.

  4. I'm sure the Xlims hate it as much as the Xtians... The Xhists are too peaceful to care about stuff.