Believe you me, if I knew, I would tell you.
At my 35th birthday party, I had a bit too much to drink. I woke up the next morning, still a little drunk, on a friend's bathroom floor with a bleeding gash between my eyes.
Not pleasant. Have no idea what happened.
I stopped drinking for 6 months after that.
Here's a picture from the party:
I think it's kind of a cool picture. I don't know what was up with my camera. And, yes, I am wearing a baseball jersey from my favorite team, the Yakult Swallows.