Wasuremono*

Good Evening, Kittens!

Hope you had a lovely day at work. I'm sure you did.

(1) My new cellphone ring is this.

(2) I am currently reading the Worst Gay Novel EVER Written. And, no, Scott, it wasn't written by FARB. I read it at night before bed. I should really stop doing that, because I get so mad. I think, "I could write something better than this crap. How did this guy get published?" And, then, I have bad dreams. The book is awful. Cliche. Poorly written characters. Dialogue that tries to be fun/witty, but really isn't. Total Sex and the City retread. And, I'm amazed that I still keep reading it. Maybe I am hoping that it will get better as it goes along. So far, I have not been that lucky.

(3) If you would like to send me a Card Stuffed with Cash or a Box Full of Gin for my birthday, please email me (environy(at)gmail(dot)com) and I will send you my mailing address. You only have 6 more days, so you'll probably have to send things priority! *wink*

OK. I need to get started on my laundry.

*smooches*

*wasuremono = forgotten things

Comments

  1. Scott6:36 PM

    Are you *sure* it wasn't a FARB novel?

    I experience the same thing every time I read one of his.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Java7:16 PM

    If you can do better, go ahead and write! You've got some time on your hands right now, and you have some interesting stories to tell.

    ReplyDelete
  3. ShallowGal8:50 PM

    Remind me, you're 27 right?

    ReplyDelete
  4. NannyGarcia12:54 AM

    How do u feel about sharing your birthday with a vaguely Catholic holiday??

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous7:24 AM

    6 days?? Shoot!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Earl Cootie5:22 PM

    I read the Worst Gay Novel EVER Written a few years ago. But I don't know if that's the same one you're currently reading. Maybe mine was the Second Worst.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous11:06 AM

    best. ringtone. ever.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

I'm Back (from Vacation)

 I'm back. I will be posting about my vacation soon.  Well, soonish ... maybe this weekend.  I dunno. Also, I came back to a big pile of stress at work.  Good times. Can I go on vacation again?  (Why, yes. Yes, I can.  I'll be flying to Atlanta for Pesach.  Just the weekend.  Not the whole dang thing.  My body needs gluten. And, then, a quick trip to NC in early May to see the 'rents.) ANYWAY.  Israel and Latvia posts coming up. Stay tuned. Or just look at the pix on my IG. *hugz*
Read more

Shaken. Bruised. And Just the Facts.

This is not the post I was intending to write this evening, but ... I need to write things down to sort them out in my head as best as possible. At approximately 2:50PM on my walk home from the metro station, I was attacked from behind. I have walked down Wayne Avenue at least twice a day for 5 years, at all hours of the day and night. I have always felt perfectly safe doing so. Even today didn't seem out of the ordinary. As I approached the intersection of Dale and Wayne, I passed a young black man in his early 20s. I made eye contact and nodded. I crossed Dale and heard a noise. I turned and saw someone running up Dale. That's when I noticed someone following me. I turned off my iPod and reached for my phone. And he jumped me, putting me in a chokehold and trying to pull me to the ground. I began hitting him over my shoulder with my large umbrella (which, sadly, is now in pieces). I hit myself in the head a couple times, too, and have a few lumps. He pulled me to the ...
Read more

12 of 12: It's Been a Long Time Edition

Image
Good Evening, Kittens. Look! It's my 12 of 12 for January ... Some of us have to get up at 5:30 AM ... even if the Evil Snow Shovelers are shoveling snow at 1:30AM and it wakes us up and keeps us up for an hour. Even though we get up at 5:30 AM ... sometimes we don't make it to the metro station until Much Later (*cough* 7:45 *cough*) ... but then we get on a train and it whizzes (*heh*) through the snowscape. Eventually (meaning "forEVER"), I arrive at work and see ... snow-covered bicycles. Check email. Eat breakfast. Die one thousand deaths before 9AM. Meetings. Paperwork. Incompetence. *ROWR* Creating survey. Annoying little pop-up thing that Won't. Go. Away. How cute are these boots? How CUTE are these BOOTS? Wandering around taking photos of damage in my building ... Don't Panic. It's almost Go Home Time. It's a good thing the Count of Monte Cristo is 3261 pages long. Red Line Delays on the way home. *ughz* Laundry! Icicle! And, soon. ...
Read more