Wednesday, February 15, 2006

There is No Coke in Mudville

Our office drink machine is out of Coke! AUGH!
I NEED caffeine. I HATE diet Coke (gag).
I had to buy a Sprite.
Sprite!
Do you know how much caffeine is in a bottle of Sprite?
No?

Well I'll tell you.

None.
Zip.
Zilch.
Ze-FUCKING-ro!

My afternoon break/coffee run isn't for another TWO HOURS!
I might just die.

[If I do -die, that is-, in lieu of flowers, please send bottles of Coca-Cola arranged tastefully in delicate bouquets. Thank you.]

[*heh* "tastefully" *heh*]

3 comments:

  1. weirdo indeed. so when diaryx comes back up will this site go back to oblivion? i'm so confused with your many identities.. you're a complex man enviroboi vublog.. a complex.. man.

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  2. oops. i meaant vuboq!

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