Wednesday, January 13, 2010

License to Hustle

Good Evening, Kittens.

I posted this earlier on Twitter, but I don't think many people saw it ... and it's Too Good to Not Share Again.

This afternoon, I received an email from my company to update my corporate resume (um. ok. whatevs). As I was pondering how to describe my current job descriptionless job, I scrolled through to look at the rest of my resume.

And, that's when I saw this. (sorry for the link, but, when I tried to use the actual image, it came out super tiny. No idea why).

Yeah! You know you are jealous!

*wanders off singing Staying Alive*

P.S. I eventually learned that DISCO stands for Defense Industrial Security Clearance Office. Not quite as fun and/or interesting ...


  1. Dude, any kind of security clearance is badass. Without it, they won't even spit on your resume. Even if you are hot like me.

    Good times!

  2. Anonymous9:27 AM

    Wow. That is wonderful, VUBOQ!
    - scgb's

  3. I seriously want Disco clearance. And hair-band clearance, cuz I SO rocked the mall bangs, back in the day.

  4. I have SHOWTUNE clearance.

  5. I just wrote my first resume. No disco on it. But I did mention in "Skillz" that I have tons of pop culture knowledge!

  6. David just repainted my resume! Now I think I might have a chance of actually getting a full-time real person jerb [aka highly unlikely]!

  7. I KNEW disco wasn't dead!

  8. I am So. Totally. Jealous. Disco clearance? I bet you're the guy who tells us when the Homeland Security Alert level is mauve!