Good Afternoon, Kittens!
It's Over-sharing Day in Vutopia ...
As you may recall, I recently (last Friday!) had outpatient surgery in which there was lots of scraping, cauterizing, soldering, slicing, dicing, and pulverizing in and around my Nether Regions. Since that time, I participate every morning (and sometimes in the evening) in a fun activity that I like to call "Pooping While Screaming (PWS)."
Think Gollum ... It burnsssss. It burnssss us.
So, this morning, I got up for my Morning Constitutional (PWS) and afterwards thought, "Hey. That wasn't too bad. Maybe I'm healing."
But about 15-20 minutes later, I felt a familiar urge. And the second time around? Not really all that pleasant. However, a soothing little sitz bath (look! You're learning a new term!) later and all was well. Yay!
Until about 15 minutes later, when someone had to go again. AND, OMFG THE MOTHERFUCKING PAIN! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Did I mention OW?
I realize that pooping 3 times in one morning might seem weird. It certainly is unusual for me. I assume it is some weird side effect from the surgery. And, really, I am starting to hate mornings even more than usual.
So, yet again this weekend, I shall be eating lots of fiber and lounging on the sofa, knitting, reading, watching DVDs, not drinking, and PWS. Good. Times.
(I do have a neighbor's Going Away Party to attend on Saturday Evening, though, so it's not all bad.)
And, there you have it. Anyone else care to over-share?
Have a great day and weekend!
(Here's your Happy Thought of the Day: You are not me.)