The other day, I received the following anonymous comment on a post:
You may think this is a complement but you're too thin and bald is not a good look on you.
Now, I can't really do much about the balding part. It's genetic. Stupid receding hairline. At least the Colornatrix can disguise it until I have one very thin, very long, blond hair wrapped around my scalp.
As for the "too thin" part, I am 6 feet tall and I weigh somewhere between 135-140 pounds.
My Primary Care Physician is not concerned about my weight. My assumption is that those of you who are making comments about me being too thin are not my Primary Care Physician (of course, if you are, I think you should tell me in person and not by making anonymous comments on my blog. That's why I (well, my insurance company) pay you the big bucks). In fact, I seriously doubt that you, Anonymous Commenters, even hold a medical degree.
I eat healthy food (most of the time). I take a couple of vitamin supplements. I exercise regularly. Pretty much all of the people who have seen me naked have not been disappointed. And I am happy with my weight. Can you say the same?
So, to all of the Anonymous people out there who think I am "too thin," I say this ... and I say it as nicely as I know how ... Fuck you.
I will add that if you *still* think I am "too thin," why don't you spend some time looking at these pictures ... and, then, instead of criticizing me, go donate some of the money you would have spent stuffing Twinkies (or HoHos - depending on where your proclivities lie) into your fat face to this organization (or another one that devotes its time to feeding and providing healthcare to people in need).
Have a great night!