Vibrant.(Still) Unrepentant. Badass. Old. Queer

From the fabulous blog, Dorama World , regarding the recent arrest of my Future Ex-Husband, Kusanagi Tsuyoshi: "He was screaming "Shingo, Shingo" when the police tried to suppress him. It is believed that he was shouting for his fellow member cum buddy , Katori Shingo from SMAP who wasn't present at the scene." [emphasis added] Pervy Monkey! *slap*

(and Jordan and Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates ...) Funny factoid of the day: When someone blunders across my blog using the search term ass fucking [or something similar like queen of ass fucking *], 4 out of 5 times that person will be from a predominantly Muslim country. Are Arab men (and/or women) Pervy Monkeys? You make the call. *That's me!

When I got home from work yesterday, I was met at my door by a HUGE PACKAGE! I was so excited. I rushed in and ripped it open! And, because I know you all are pervy monkeys, I took pictures. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to get a good internet connection to get them off my laptop. But, as a tease, let's just say that *I* have slept with GayProf ! Be jealous, kittens. In other news, rain, and lots of it, prevented me from transplating my baby chili pepper plants last night. Hopefully, I will be able to do so this evening. The rain also made getting to and from the laundry room quite an adventure. More later. *smooches*

Conversation in my cubicle a few minutes ago: Co-Worker (whispering): Did you pay $5 for sex? VUBOQ : ???? Co-Worker (still whispering): To Rodney? VUBOQ : What? [pause] Oh, SNACKS. Yes, I did.

in which VUBOQ is a little sore Dixie : Well... well... my co-pilot... lovely young boy but terrified, half out of his wits. You know, nervous. Terrified. I said to him, "This one's going to take a long... hard... pull." So I did! For two hours! Eddie : Two hours alone with you? That boy deserves a purple heart. Dixie : Well, it was purple, alright, but I don't think it was his heart! [ For the Boys (1991)] VUBOQ hasn't blogged about teh sex in a long, long time. And there is a very good reason for that: VUBOQ hasn't had teh sex for a very long time. (Well, not counting the oral-sex-only adventures with PAB.) VUBOQ met CB online earlier this week. We chatted. He seemed like a good guy, funny, interesting, employed. We agreed to meet on Sunday. After hanging out with Robert and Steveandbobby in the afternoon, VUBOQ met CB in the Circle. We walked around and then had Chinese. Then, he asked if VUBOQ would like to come back to his "rat-hole." Completel...

Robins Candy-colored trees Vernal Equinox These are the signs of Spring, for some. Me? I have been too heavily influenced by my upbringing to rely solely on these signs from nature. For me, Spring has truly begun with the celebration of one of the most important events of the year ... The Resurrection of Our Lord and Saviour, the Shirtless Soccer Player. Yea, verily I say unto you, the first Shirtless Soccer Player was spotted yesterday evening at approximately 6:30PM. And, there was much rejoicing. Spring has SPRUNG! *schwiiiiiing* Meanwhile, on my way to my departing neighbor's happy hour in beautiful, happenin' downtown Silver Spring, I stopped off at Border's to buy Mika's CD, Life in Cartoon Motion . I know. I'm overbudget for March, but I blame GayProf and Scott-o-Rama , who won't shut up about (or quit stalking) Mika. Fortunately, I could use some of my Borders Rewards Certificates. So, technically, I paid $1.54 for the CD [or $1,001.54, if you want to i...

Hey, guys, it's not just teh gays checkin' out yer package ... via the lovely and talented Mac comes a link to this article, Eyetracking points the way to effective news article design . Towards the end of the article, we are *shocked* to discover: "When photos do contain people related to the task at hand, or the content users are exploring, they do get fixations. However, gender makes a distinct difference on what parts of the photo are stared at the longest. Take a look at the hotspot below. Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed. Coyne adds that this difference doesn’t just occur with images of people. Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site. " Moral of ...