Vibrant.(Still) Unrepentant. Badass. Old. Queer

Yesterday, J and Heidi and I ventured forth unto the Capital, ending up at the National Gallery of Art. Heidi had fun. J? Not so much an art museum person, methinks. After awhile, I entertained myself by taking photos of paintings of St. Jerome ... while singing " Jesse. Now, Jerome " in my head. You can of course see my fabulous Jerome Series on my flickr page . I felt I was being a little unfaithful to Saint Anthony of Padua (my totally faves saint EVAR ...) but the NGA doesn't seem to have many artworks depicting my little Tony. After departing the NGA, we had an early-ish dinner at Teaism (veggie bento. YUM!). Once home, we had martinis (and I had cheesecake) and watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Bringing Up Baby . Check out Goblinbox's GBM photo set here . Fun times, kittens. Fun times. Let's see what happens today (besides laundry, of course). Oh, and just in time for Easter ... Jesus Forkin' Christ!

3:55 Update : C'est arrive!

As you may know, I have two very special bears living with me. This is Buddy: He was my brother's teddy bear. This is Buzzy: He is my teddy bear. Buddy and Buzzy are good friends. We've had them for as long as I can remember. Unfortunately, my parents could not afford to keep two ravenous teddy bears, so they moved in with me a few years ago. Buzzy is the studious one. He reads all the time. I think Buzzy may need glasses. Buddy is very neat. He is always cleaning the room. Last weekend, I learned a shocking secret. I was cleaning out my files and found their birth certificates. "Buddy" and "Buzzy" are only nicknames ! Buzzy's real name is Jesus Christ , and Buddy? His name is actually Muhammad . I know! I hope the Sudanese government doesn't find out ! Because what I'm about to disclose next could really tick. them. off. Muhammad? Jesus? It's time to come out of the closet. Yep. Muhammad and Jesus are gay bears. Gay bears with no shame, ...

Hey, kittens. I've added a new blog to my roll [over there -->] that you should all go read. It's dorky. It's funneh. It's blocked by the Evil Firewall of Doom because it's (not) a gaming site. It's PUNTABULOUS . In other exciting news, Jeff sent me an LOLlink which I forgot to forward to my work address, but, using my AMAZING internet searching skillz, I found! YAY ME! LOLCat Bible Translation Project Here's Genesis 1 . And, the SuperEvangelical's Favorite, John 3:16 - So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k? ...the Word of Ceiling Cat for the People of Ceiling Cat* Thanks be to Ceiling Cat.** *This is what my dad used to say after he read a bible passage in church ... except he didn't say "Ceiling Cat." **This is what the congregation would say in response ... except we didn't say "Ceiling Cat," either.