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~My co-worker has a boyfriend. I guess this means she isn't in a lesbian relationship with her "friend," the super-butch tennis instructor. ~I am having a Baja Fresh veggie burrito, enchilado style for lunch. I figure my insides are already feeling kinda mushy. I might as well help them along. Or was that TMI? ~I forgot to get quarters at the bank. ~I probably won't have anything for dinner tonight other than vodka and cheese. Is that so wrong? ~OK. I might have some olives. ~And two-bite cupcakes. ~And more vodka.