A Little Marquee Ackshun
VUBOQ, the Queen of Ass Forking, bids you a Happy Afternoon and hopes that a Martini is in your (or at least, His) Very Near Future Love, Your Royal Heinie
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Ah. Laundry Day.
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And, thus, it is Wednesday, the day in which VUBOQ, the Queen of Ass Forking (as proclaimed by the Gods of Google) [and, look, I made my new title work-safe . Am I not the most Benevolent Queen EVAR?], must do laundry. Comments made to VUBOQ, the Queen of Ass Forking, today have included: "Wow. You look nice today." and "Are you going out after work?" and "Holy Cow! You are smokin' hot! No wonder you are the Queen of Ass Forking!" Ok. I made up the last one. But, the other two, are, like, totally ture* . TOTALLY! It made VUBOQ (the Queen of Ass Forking) think two not entirely random or unrelated thoughts: 1. Maybe I should've put the Styling Goop™ in my hair this morning and I would've been totally CUTER (if that's even possible).** 2. Perhaps I should reconsider the wisdom of wearing the exact same sweater two days in a row. People do seem to notice what one is wearing.*** *I could've sworn I've blogged about "ture" (and ...
Bow Down to Me. I am Your Queen.
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Can I tell you how much I love teh Google? Can I? Can I? Can I? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE? I love Google THIS MUCH !!! [PS. I hope you don't get fired for clicking on that link at work.] Meanwhile ... The date last night went well. We ate soup ( this soup ). It was fabulicious. Then, we watched Bride and Prejudice . Love that movie. I could tell that he wanted to get a little makeyouty on the couch, but I didn't go there. At the end of the movie, I sent him home with a hug and a "let's do something again sometime." He's cute. Short (like 5'6"?). Young (30?). Slightly chubby. But, still ... cute. My biggest concern, and the one that is preventing me from exploring anything deeper than friendship with him, is that he is a big ol' closet case. I mean, bigger than I am. At least, I am out to all my friends here and most everyone else (sans the parental units). He isn't out to anyone. I'm not even sure if he has any gay friends. ...