Do They Serve Brie at a Bris?
On Sunday, I will be attending a bris . Oh, the advantages of having a Jewish boyfriend ... twice the holidays plus circumcision ceremonies! Never having attended a bris before, I've been having fun imagining things I would *love* to hear people say ... like ... from the Rabbi: "My hands usually stop shaking once the ceremony starts" or "I think I'm sober enough." or "Oops." Guests to the proud parents: "He probably won't despise you because you've ruined his sex life forever. He'll despise you for other reasons." or "Circumcision made me gay ... Not that there's anything wrong with that." or "Oops." On a more serious note, does one take a bris gift? Y is good friends with the couple and has already given them a baby gift. I have met them two or three times at various social functions ... if that matters. Maybe a baby t-shirt that reads CUT ? Or, my all-time favorite Cuter than Baby Jesus t-shirt: [...