Hearing Check

Conversation in my cubicle a few minutes ago:

Co-Worker (whispering): Did you pay $5 for sex?
VUBOQ: ????
Co-Worker (still whispering): To Rodney?
VUBOQ: What? [pause] Oh, SNACKS. Yes, I did.

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